I'm having a lot of fun at your expense. seriously, go check your bank account, if you still have one.


An Essay?
Carefully filed under "Et Cetera."

A cautionary tale, with Stewart and the Gnome

Ominous Sunshine
The story of the day that I died.

The first and last story of the armadillo.

Geneticist Found Guilty of Rubber Duckery

Words are timeless creatures valued most by the mortally bound. I can only hope you will find enjoyment, entertainment, enlightenment or molasses in the rough writings shared here.